Whew! Hello, Anxiety, My Old Friend…

It’s been one of those days when stress and anxiety threaten to take over because I have too many expectations on me and I wonder how I’m going to manage everything I MUST get done, all the things I NEED to figure out, and all the people I HAVE to be. (Meltdown posted in my blog earlier.) 

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Then I picked my kid up from school and she’d had an awfully rough day and was stressed out, and when he finally got home from a long day at work, the husband reminded me about an overdue bill, and the answer came: 

We moms, we WOMEN, don’t have it all figured out. 

A lot of days, we don’t have a clue. 

We just get things done…

We figure things out…

We become the people we need to be…

…because we must. 

Our families count on us to be strong, to be the nucleus, to be the sticky molasses holding the chaotic popcorn ball of life together. 

(And not just us – there are plenty of guys, plenty of single dads, rocking it too. I’m not at all discounting the responsibilities and stress you all have.)

I just know, in my woman’s heart, I tend try to take it all on myself to spare those I love. I try not to show any weakness that would make them worry about me. 


I swallow the insecurity, push down the fear, and get crap done. 

I mess it up, many, many times. 

And anxiety knocks me down. 

Tells me I’m not enough, that I can’t do it, that I’m letting everyone down. 

But I don’t stay there. 

That’s what hit me as I let my daughter talk and cry it out this afternoon. 

This is what we do. 

This is what my Mama has done, all her life.

This is what I do. 

We do what needs to be done. 

And we do it well….most of the time. 

(Sinus meds, coffee, and wine helping when need be.)

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Overwhelmed Overload

My brain today:

-Be a good wife.

-Be a good mom.

-Be a good daughter.

-Be a good friend.

-Be a good employee.

-Be a good citizen. 

-Be a good sibling.

-Be a good aunt.

-Keep the house clean. 

-You should try to comfort them, even if you don’t feel equipped to.

-Cook healthy meals. 

-Why are people so awful to each other?

-Oh, by the way, here’s 4 extra loads of laundry you weren’t expecting. 

-How many carbs have you had today? Please save some for wine.

-Pay the bills.

-Preferably on time.

-Oh, oops, forgot one. 

-Volunteer in your community.

-Drink some water.

-Hellooooooo, I’m your friendly sinus infection and it’s time for my regular visit. What do you mean you don’t have time for me? You’ll just have to work around me then. 

-Buy healthy groceries for your family. 

-What? AFTER paying the bills? Seriously?

-You know no one else is going to volunteer to do the thing. Someone needs to do the thing. No one is offering. You should probably agree to do the thing. 

-Your kid is struggling with math. Why can’t you help her?

-Oh geez, so-and-so is mouthing off again.

-Keep your mouth shut – you know the truth of the matter. (But oh, how the injustice of it burns your heart.) 

-Don’t forget this appointment. 

-Don’t forget what’s expected of you.

-Don’t forget to do it ALL with a smile. 

-Did you turn off the stove? 

-Make sure you listen and be understanding when that one person comes around and asks for your advice but you know they won’t listen.

-Oooh, wow, everyone is so negative today. Don’t you love being surrounded by that? Kinda hard to keep that positive attitude isn’t it? Kinda hard to keep pointing out the positive when folks just seem to enjoy the negative. 

-You need to accept that apology you never got.

-You probably need to apologize for something yourself. 

-Remember that typo in that thing you printed last week? Don’t forget about that.

-Oh, by the way, you forgot this, this, and this, so far today.

-Sinus medicine sure makes you sleepy, huh? Too bad! 

-Did you forget you need new tennis shoes? You really can’t wear those with a hole in them. 

-Expectations! Expectations everywhere! 

Ron Weasley voice: “No one could feel all that at once. They’d explode.”

This is me dealing with life (or not?) today. 

Be kind to someone. You never know how mean their own brain is being to them. (And yes, I’m fine, I’m just having a day. 🙂)

Motherhood – At the End of the Day (part 2)

imageAs I sat on the front steps tonight, trying to let the cool air help me get it together, I thought about motherhood. I had that moment we moms never want to admit to, the one when we think, “Is this what being a mom is? Is this IT?!”

We think these words in all the different stages, or at least I have, so far. We wonder about it when we’re up at all hours feeding and changing diapers. We wonder about it when we’re cleaning up yet another “didn’t quite make it to the toilet” mess. We wonder about it when we’re wearing vomit to work. We wonder about it when we’re scavenging through the cabinets for something acceptable to pack for their lunch because we forgot to go to the grocery store. We think about it when we leave them crying for us at school. We think about it when balancing the checkbook is just a joke.

Yeah, all of it. It’s all motherhood.

Tonight, these are some of the things crowding my mind.

Tonight, motherhood is (among a gazillion other things):

– Putting the finishing touches on that school project because she was falling asleep on her feet. (I admit it.)

– Hoping the check for the upcoming field trip won’t clear before payday.

– Doing yet another load of laundry at 11 p.m. because she’s down to only 2 pairs of pants that fit. And they’re both dirty, of course.

– Guilt.

– Worrying about the next milestone of girlhood happening too early.

– Wishing you hadn’t said that thing you said earlier.

– Wishing you HAD said that other thing earlier.

– Wanting her to see herself through your eyes.

– Thinking you need a second job to keep her dressed.

– Hidden tears.

– Guilt.

– Trying to figure out what’s wrong.

– Self-doubt.

– Worrying that she’s picking up your bad attitude toward nutrition.

– Eating the Oreos. All the damn Oreos.

– Worrying that she’s too sensitive.

– Guilt.

– Worrying because she’s nailing your gift of sarcasm.

– Asking yourself how important spelling is, REALLY.

– Wondering if you’re being a pushover.

– Hoping you aren’t being too harsh.

– Juggling.

– Guilt

– Worrying you’re looking at your phone too much.

– But really, REALLY, wanting to finish that video of the talking cat.

– Cursing under your breath.

– Feeling guilty for cursing out loud.

– Holding in the crazy/rage/tears/indignation/sarcasm.

– Wondering if your husband thinks you’ve completely lost it and is just afraid to say so.

– Losing it.

– Knowing you’ve lost it.

– Guilt.

– Plotting what you would do to all the child abusers/molesters/neglecters, if you were in charge. (It ain’t pretty.)

– The knowledge that, yes, you could maim someone. (See above.)

– Googling.

– Guilt

– Praying she doesn’t inherit your particular neuroses.

– Seeing your particular neuroses in her.

– Feeling helpless.

– Wondering how many years of therapy she’ll need.

– Wondering how many years of therapy YOU need. Now.

– Staying up too late, after stressing the importance of sleep. For her.

– Dreading the words, “So, there’s this boy.”

– Praying that when there’s that boy, she’ll talk to you about him.

– Wondering whether to email the doctor or not.

– Guilt

– Knowing you’re being judged by other moms.

– Failing.

– Sitting on the front steps, alone,  in the dark, at night, petting your prodigal cat, falling apart, letting it all come to the surface in the form of ugly crying.

– Forcing it back down.

– Pasting on a smile.

– Pretending periods aren’t all that bad.

– Hiding.

– Wanting to protect her, above ALL ELSE.

– Guilt

– Willing her to be tough, to stand up for herself.

– Praying she never loses her kindness.

– Dreading the day her sweet, tender, heart is wounded.

– Knowing it will happen.

– Wishing she’d be more independent.

– Dreading the day she’s more independent.

– Telling yourself to “Suck it up, buttercup,” at least a dozen times a day.

– Needing to apologize to your Mom.

– There’s  that guilt again.

– Loving, and hurting, more than you ever dreamed.

– Wanting more than anything in the world, to fix it, whatever “it” is.

– Treading the fine line between protecting her from the world and educating her about the world, in all its beauty and ugliness.

– Channeling your inner Mama Bear in a way that would frighten The Hulk.

– Missing your best friend.

– Doubting.

– Praying for mercy.

– And grace.

– And forgiveness.

– Holding on.

– Knowing your world revolves around that little girl, and being completely ok with that. (Though you wouldn’t mind a girls’ night, with a girlfriend  or two who would make you feel a bit more normal…or at least slightly less of a freak.)

– Praying that no matter what, she’ll always, always, ALWAYS know that you love her. More than anything.

– Loving with a frightening ferocity.

Motherhood ain’t for sissies. 

Hang in there, Mama.

Motherhood – At the End of the Day (part 1)

imageSitting outside on the cold front steps tonight, in the dark, petting my prodigal cat, I cried.

I ugly-cried.

You know what I’m talking about: big, fat, tears chasing each other down my cheeks, snot dripping, eyes swelling so much I could actually feel it happening, heat radiating off my skin, heaving, shuddering, breaths…the kind of crying that leaves your whole face splotchy and swollen for the next 12 hours.

Unfortunately, it started before I got out the door, meaning my kid saw the beginning – the watery eyes and quavery voice that told me I was gonna lose it. The crazy was coming out. My kid can not STAND to see people hurt or upset, especially people she loves. And she thought it was her fault.

Great, more guilt to heap on the pile of CRAP that was weighing me down, forcing the tears out.

I don’t know if my daughter has an anxiety disorder. I loathe that label. Detest it. And I want to believe that she’s just a natural worrier. But this is excessive. She doesn’t want to sleep alone. Every night she begs to sleep with us. On the rare occasion that she manages to fall asleep and stay asleep in her bed, she sleeps great for several hours. Sometimes she comes to my side of the bed in the middle of the night, but usually,  if she manages to get off to sleep, she rests peacefully. But most nights, it’s a battle, one that I lose because she needs her sleep, and I know that if I relent and let her get in my bed, she’ll drift right off.  Most nights as I lay with her, silently (and sometimes not so silently) willing her to go to sleep, she dozes off, but jerks awake every few minutes and checks to see if I’m still there.

This is somewhat normal, right? Separation anxiety?

But she’s 9 years old.

That doesn’t seem normal.

Are you afraid? Are you worried about something? Are you upset? Did something happen at school? Is someone bullying you? Is a UFO parking outside your window and shining its lights inside? Is there a pea poking you in the back?

Her answers range from “no,” to “I don’t know,” to “really, mom?”

I’ve changed her mattress, I’ve tried new night lights. No night lights. I’ve left the door open. I’ve closed the door. Glow in the dark stars. Heated blankets. Kittens – yes, real, live, kittens. I’ve offered bribes. I’ve threatened. I’ve reasoned. I’ve prayed. I’ve scratched her back. I’ve sang songs. I’ve told stories. I’ve made a play list of songs for her to listen to. I’ve begged her to trust me, that she’s safe, that I’m just in the next room, that I will check on her often.

Nothing helps. Nothing except sleeping with me.

For a long time her dad and I let it go, knowing it won’t last forever. She’s not going to want to sleep in my bed when she’s in high school, right? (Right?!) I’ve reasoned that someday she likely won’t want to be in the same room with me much less sleep with me. But now? She’s a 4 ft 2 inch, 80 pound, 9 year old. Her dad and I are not small people. Even in a king size bed, it’s not comfortable. No one sleeps well. Not even her, though you can’t convince her of that.

So tonight, the stress of battle got to this soldier-mom.

I sent her to my bed and tried to flee before the crazy came out. I didn’t quite make it. Just after I came in off the porch, here she came, tentatively padding down the hall, into her Daddy’s arms. I didn’t want her to see the aftermath on my face so I stayed turned away, but then she said, “I can’t sleep when I know you’re upset.”


Motherhood fail number 847,602.

Parenting Sucks

(I’m sorry, Mom. I know, I know, you hate that word. But it’s really the most polite one I can think of at the moment.)

Don’t misunderstand me. Being a mom is the best thing I’ve ever done. My daughter is my sweet gift from God. Being a mom is the realization of a dream I’ve had all my life, one that I thought for a long time would never come true. Being a mom is wonderful. But PARENTING.  Parenting sucks.

Somehow, I’m supposed to know how to fix things that I didn’t know could be broken.

Somehow, I’m supposed to have answers to questions that I didn’t know were being asked.

My daughter is 8 years old. She’s in the 3rd grade in school. We’re a month and a half into the school year. And. This. Year. Is. Killing. Me.

Katie is a smart kid. She loves learning about science. She enjoys doing math. She likes to read, and she LOVES to share stories by having me read to her. She has always enjoyed putting things together, building pillow forts and little hidey holes to play in. We used to call her our little engineer. She likes for things to make sense to her. You know what doesn’t make any sense at all?  American English Spelling. She loathes it. Every week 3rd grade has 20 words to learn.  Every week they have their spelling test. Every week Katie stresses about it. When she has a word like “pronounce,” she doesn’t hear the second ‘n.’ That’s a problem. Last week one of her words was “cologne.”  She could hear the ‘n,’ but why the *&^@ is there a ‘g’ in there? That’s our language for you. We’re encouraging her to just simply memorize the words.  At least twice this year, she’s spelled every word perfectly at home the night before, only to miss 5 on the test. The truth of the world we live in, is that spelling isn’t going to be a make-or-break issue for her future. I want her to be able to hold her own and spell what she needs to, because I’m just old-fashioned enough to be one of those folks who thinks the art of writing – real writing, not just typing – is dying out. But I’m honestly not all that fussed about her spelling grade.

What I AM concerned about, is the fact that Katie has a terribly difficult time getting all of her work finished in class. We first encountered this in first grade. It’s a generally accepted truth that the odd grades in our system are tougher than the even ones, so it isn’t all that surprising that first and, now third, grade have brought issues to light.

My daughter never gets in a hurry. Even when she tries to hurry, she doesn’t hurry. “Hustle, hustle, hustle,” is the common refrain in our house. She is a laid back kind of kid. So working under time constraints is not something that comes easily to her. You know how some people thrive under pressure? Not her. She freezes. When she was in first grade, and began to have timed tests and timed work, we discovered that being timed sends her into shut-down mode.  She does not work quickly.

I’ve talked to all of the teachers she has had, and all of them tell me pretty much the same things. They say Katie’s problem isn’t distraction. It isn’t  that she wastes time. She isn’t lazy.  They tell me that she is a perfectionist. And that she simply works slowly.

First, the perfectionism – it’s hard for me to see that.  It doesn’t seem to apply to keeping her room clean, or other little things like that. But I’m beginning to see that her perfectionism is part of her desire to please everyone. Keeping her room spotless isn’t a huge deal to me. I don’t always (or even often!) keep the house spotless, and I don’t expect her room to always be perfectly tidy. So that isn’t something that has become important to her either. But the things she has noticed are important to me, are the things she works harder at, because she wants to make me happy. I notice it even more with her dad than I do with myself. It is so important to her to please the people she cares about.  She’s the kind of kid who, when she’s hanging out with her best friend, will play what he wants to, even if she doesn’t like it much, just to keep the peace. And she doesn’t worry about whether she gets a turn to play what she wants, she just enjoys being with her friends so much, that she finds ways to enjoy whatever they’re playing. (In a lot of ways, that’s an admirable quality, but it’s difficult to find a balance and teach her that being kind is not the same as being a doormat.)

In class that spills over to her teachers.  We have been so very blessed to have amazing teachers for Katie so far. Every single one of them has encouraged her, made her feel special, and loved her. The teachers she has had so far are teaching because they love the kids they get to teach, because they want to help those little spongy minds absorb and grow as much as they can. They want to give these kids experiences in their early years of school that will help them to look forward to the future years of school, rather than dread it.

And Katie has responded to all of that by dearly loving every single one of them. She wants to make them happy, and so, her inner perfectionist comes out.  She works hard, but she works slowly and painstakingly. And panics when she can’t keep up because she worries that someone will be unhappy with her. She is a little worrier, and always has been. It’s just part of being such a tender-hearted little human.

The advice I’ve repeated over and over to her is to JUST focus on what is in front of her.  Don’t worry about the worksheet you did earlier today. Don’t worry how you did on it. Don’t worry about how much work you still have to do today. Don’t worry about the test coming up in 3 days. This morning I told her when she’s working on something to imagine that there’s a bubble around her and her desk and all that exists in the world is that work that’s in front of her.

I tell her that as long as she always does her best, that’s all I’ll ever ask or expect of her. But I worry about using that phrase “your best.” Does a little kid really know what their “best” is?  That’s always nagged at me. So whenever I tell her to do her best and to try her hardest, I follow that by this, “When you think you’ve tried as hard as you can, when you think you’ve done the very best you can do, give it one more big push, one more hard try, and then you’ll always know you’ve really done the best you can.”

But I’m not sure she really grasps that because what is “your best” to a 6, 7, 8, or 9 year old? Really?

Did I mention that parenting sucks?

So there’s perfectionism. And now, the….working………so…………..sl….ow….l……………..y…………………….

Suddenly we’re in 3rd grade and her world just went into fast forward. Now, I fully believe that part of this problem is caused by the regulations and standards that are coming down on the schools. The teachers are pressed beyond the limits of possibility to fit entirely too much STUFF into every school day. I’ve talked to Katie’s teacher. She’s overwhelmed too. The expectations on them and on their students are unreasonable. Third graders still need recess. They don’t often get it. There’s too much work to do. They’re doing well to fit a 30 second bathroom break in between work, work, work.

For the first few weeks of the school year, if the kids got behind on their class work, they could take it home and catch up. Of course that’s on top of the homework they have every night. (Yes, every night.)  But now the work must stay in their work folder and they have to catch up on it as they can at school. Nothing like filling every, single, moment of the school day with stress and pressure.

Now put all of that on a kid like Katie, who is a slow worker to begin with, and it translates to tears after school and tears before school.  An 8 year old should NOT have this kind of pressure on her. She feels badly about herself because she is told that she MUST keep up and she hasn’t figured out how to do that, and she goes to school feeling anxious every day.

Enter SuperMom!  Yeah, where is she?  Because SuperMom would have the answers. SuperMom would tell her exactly what she needs to do, to change, to fix, in order to keep up. SuperMom would somehow make her daughter feel like a SuperKid. SuperMom would take all that anxiety away and help her see the clearest way forward. SuperMom would make her kid really, truly understand what a GREAT kid she is, what a precious soul she is, what a gift to the world she is.

I’m not SuperMom. I’m “Parenting-Sucks-Mom.”

I don’t know how to help her. Before you suggest it, home schooling isn’t a possibility for us right now. And I know myself well enough to know that I am so not a teacher. I’m barely equipped for handling homework. And further, Katie’s an only child who has spent most of her early childhood surrounded by adults. I want her to go to school, to meet new friends, to learn to be part of a team, to see the possibilities of the whole wide world.

The non-answer that I’ve come up with is that this is just the way it is, and we have to deal with it the best we can, whatever THAT is.

I don’t know about you, but when I was a kid the things I hated hearing the most were the phrases like, “Because I said so,” and “that’s just the way it is, deal with it.”  Because those phrases didn’t teach me anything! They didn’t help me understand. And yes, I know that sometimes in life “that’s just the way it is, deal with it.”  But I don’t want that to be what my daughter remembers about childhood, she’ll have enough of that as a grown up.

Do you know what I remember about 3rd grade?  I remember starting to study Social Studies and Geography, and finding out that those were some of my favorite subjects. I remember having recess every day. I even remember getting paddled for talking too much.

What is my daughter going to remember?